Flawed Design

"When I was a young boy
I was honest and I had more self-control
If I was tempted I would run
Then, when I got older
I began to lie to get exactly what I wanted
When I wanted it
- And I wanted it
Now, I'm having trouble differentiating
Between what I want
And what I need
To make me happy
So instead of thinking I just stop
Before I have the chance to contemplate the
Consequences of action

Bridge:
And I will turn off
And I will shut down
Burying the voices of my conscience hitting ground
And I will turn off
And I will shut down
The chemicals are restless in my head

Chorus:
'Cuz I lie
Not because I want to
But I seem to need to
All the time
Yeah, I lie
And I don't even know it
Maybe this is
All a part of my flawed design

And ever since I figured out
That I could control other people
I've had trouble sleeping
With both eyes closed
And if I asked permission
If I make sure it's ok
I promise I won't slip up this time
You can trust me
But never take advice from someone
Who just admitted to being devious
Who just confessed to treason
And I would ask
That you never ask a question
That I cannot ask myself
For it might
Dirty up your conscience

Chorus:
'Cuz I lie
Not because I want to
But I seem to need to
All the time
Yeah, I lie
And I don't even know it
Maybe this is
All a part of my -

And how can you say those things
Why can't you just believe?
And how can you say those things
And keep a straight face?
And how can you say those things
Why can't you just believe?
And how can you say those things
And keep a straight face?

Bridge [x2]

'Cuz I lie
Not because I want to
But I seem to need to
All the time
Yeah, I lie
And I don't even know it
Maybe this is
All a part of my -
'Cuz I lie
And if I could control it
Maybe I could leave it all behind
Yeah, I lie
And I don't even know it
Maybe this is all a part of my
Flawed design"

BY: STABILO

OMG, there is no GOD!!

Someone has already beaten me to cats with laser eyes…this proves life is not fair and that there is no God…feelin’ a bit emo now. My dreams have been crushed, so please send me monkey. Everyone knows it's the true king.

Project Cat 64

I’ve decided to invest time and blood [mostly blood] to invent and create cats with laser eyes. I’ve found this task to be difficult and time consuming for it will take a super computer as powerful as a Play Station 3*, five Mexican cats**, a six pack of Balls energy drink***, a third hand****, five billion dollars*****, and a prescription for Ritalin******.

…so my Cole was like, “Yeah, I’m so emo, I listen to Good Charlotte every time I cry. ”…

If there is anyone willing to help me out with my goal of capturing the Easter Bunny with a trap hole, please email me at this address[zerk99@hotmail.com] or call any time on this number(604) 271-6775.

…I’ll be waiting for your call. For our first date, I would like us to travel to the moon by night fall. You can call me Rocket Man, and I’ll call you Jane. We’ll see earth and it’s beauty while we pretend it still exist. And when it’s time for us to return, I’ll climb over the fence and open the gate.

....and there was Bruno…I really hate that dog. I didn’t expect it to fallow me all the way home, I even tried jumping over the fence; but the gate was open. I guess he was hungry for boy meat.

…stop emailing me…I’m not going to meet up with you…I’ll calling the cops and I’ll…

thank you for reading this blog; it has wasted your and my useless time, thus completing it’s purpose. I can’t wait for the hate mails to arrive.

*or a XBOX 360 Premium

** or dogs…I’ll just turn them to cats. Warning!! may delay the Project Cat 64

*** I’ve never actually tried or know of their existence

**** not necessary but would be cool

***** preferable US, but Canadian will do

****** ASAP…I’m begging you, I’ll even let you play with one of the cats*******

******* I’m no way in any responsible for any death or injury to anyone or anything from the past, present, future, parallel universes, except for brain cells and IQ. By reading this blog, you acknowledge that I don’t exist thus not entitle too any liabilities. All profits, awards, benefits, and any one, or more of the needed components of Project Cat 64 belong to me.

…to all readers I leave you with this message…”you’re only here long enough to know what you really want, so why not waste your time reading this and forget all of your dreams except for dictatorship. It’s only one of the two real reason for existence.”

P.S. the other one is happiness…